Homer befriends Wayne (guest voice Kiefer Sutherland), a reserved security guard recently hired by the nuclear power plant. Plagued by violent flashbacks from his past as a CIA agent, he must overcome his tortured nightmares to save Homer from a Ukranian terrorist. Meanwhile, Marge fantasizes about being a contestant on "Top Chef" hosted by Tom Colicchio (guest voicing as himself), and the future of Springfield's hottest "it" couple Nedna, Edna Krabappel (guest voice Marcia Wallace) and Ned Flanders, will be revealed after months of online fan voting and speculation

Principal Skinner challenges superintendent Gary Chalmers to take over Bart's education after one of Bart's pranks leads to a school fundraiser debacle. Chalmers takes an unconventional approach to teaching American history which sparks a fascination in President Teddy Roosevelt.

When Bart, Lisa and Maggie come home from trick-or-treating, Marge switches out the candy with dental hygiene products and asks Homer to deliver the candy to a drive for the troops overseas. Homer instead runs off with the bag to eat its contents in privacy at a canyon cliff. Marge begs God to reverse everything that has happened, but God tells him that Satan is the one who is running the world.

The Simpsons Season 23 Episode 4 Replaceable YouBarts science fair project, 'a mechanical baby seal', outshines Lisas brainy asteroid model. And finally it becomes a popular pet among the retirement home patrons. Meanwhile, Homer gets a new and eager assistant Roz but when Homer quickly loses his job to her and discovers her evil past, he and Ned team up to reveal her true dark colors.

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After watching a dinosaur show at an arena in Springfield, Lisa discovers one of her favorite authors, T. R. Francis, working there in a dinosaur costume. The woman reveals to a shocked Lisa that she is just an actress the book publishing company used for the jacket photos, and that T. R. Francis is a complete fabrication.

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During an episode of The Krusty the Clown Show, three Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are shown. This angers Krusty, the host of the show, since he thinks he should be the star of the show and not the Itchy and Scratchy characters. Meanwhile, the Simpsons visit a television museum that is soon to be closed. After a while, they come to an exhibit displaying The Adventures of Fatso Flanagan.

It is time to take the annual Christmas card family photo, and when Bart and Lisa complain about it, Marge notes that they will grow to appreciate the photos when they become older and have children of their own. Lisa questions why Marge would assume they will even have children in the first place, and the episode jumps thirty years into the future via a series of Simpsons Christmas cards.

After a series of demeaning check-in procedures, the Simpsons board an Air Springfield plane for their trip to the wedding of a relative in Montana. The pilot announces that owing to an unforeseen jailbreak the trip will be delayed. He tells the travelers that because the plane is still on the ground, he will turn off the ventilation system. However, all of the ethnic passengers on-board are still allowed to eat their odd smelling food, and after several hours the rest of the passengers feel sick.

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At a town meeting at Moe's Tavern, people say that Moe is best friends with only his old bar rag. Bart continues with the joke by comparing it with Milhouse. This causes Milhouse to abandon Bart as a friend. The rag tells its life story, from being a medieval French tapestry, woven by Marge infernally after Mr. Burns.

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Marge delivers a heart-felt plea to the residents to let the family live in the one place they call home, but to no avail as Quimby declares her the "worst Simpson" for always trying to see the family in a positive light. Ned Flanders arrives uninvited to the meeting and tries to defend the family.

In this interlude. The Simpson family gets ready for Marge's birthday and plan on getting her gifts. Homer gets Marge a Puree-Station 3 by Paula Paul, and goes to a health-food store called Swapper Jack's to have her sign it. At the store, Homer gets into a fight with Apu, who notices him betraying the Kwik-E-Mart.

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In this interlude. Bart was forced to protect the girlfriend of Jimbo as she moved out to watch a movie. And eventually, she flourishes new feelings for him which ended up badly while disputing with the bullies in school. In the meantime, Homer is convinced well-equipped treadmill and that too with a television attached.

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In this installment of the show. Marge and Homer went out for a spy movie happily. But after returning, Marge was upset with the bad behavior of Homer. Heavy discussions took place between the two, but nothing worked out much. Homer is kicked out of the job for six months. Homer is learning to be a good husband.

Marge has organized a party to give them a complimentary reception when everybody in Springfield came to know that Ned and Edna hooked themselves for marriage secretly. All together in the party came up with the idea that no marriage is a perfect. In the meantime, Edna wants to make Ned's children a social being.

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